Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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