Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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