She's JV to your varsity
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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