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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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