quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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