all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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