I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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