If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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