Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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