I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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