Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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