You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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