Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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