chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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