Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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