How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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