So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
What drink are we having for lunch?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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