After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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