just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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