Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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