I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
3 2 1 whiskey
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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