Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
