: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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