Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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