Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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