Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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