she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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