carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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