ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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