through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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