How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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