Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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