bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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