what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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