the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
His nipple licking is glorious
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