if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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