i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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