Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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