are you still at the devil's house?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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