I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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