You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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