Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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