I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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