ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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