got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So much rum. So many feels.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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