This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
