Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
