She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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