On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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