And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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