Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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