Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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