hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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