I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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