I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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