Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
either way he was missing a nipple.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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