I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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